His current assignment is to recover a flash drive that contains sensitive data that an indicted gangster needs to beat his rap. We can tell he’s a bad-ass because he lives on a houseboat, practices some of the shittiest Tai Chi I’ve ever seen (seriously, maybe our Spear Brothers from the last LBoH could help straighten up his form), and eats steaks so rare that even Pittsburgh would call the health department on him. Crap.ĭolph Lundgren is Detective Reed, a former military bad-ass who now keeps the oh so dangerous streets of Seattle Washington safe from Starbucks related crime.
#Kindergarten cop 2 movie#
Sigh… The first day of a school movie is always the toughest. Lundgren and his motley band of precocious toddlers. No Manches Frida is subtitled and I was afraid that localization would rob any potential comedy out of its viewing, so it gets a hall pass. Middle School: TWYoML is actually critically well regarded, so that gets a gold star and can go home early. Kindergarten Cop 2 (2016): Because everyone in 2016 needed to suffer more than they already did, Dolph Lundgren decided to star in a sequel to the 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger comedy about a cop going undercover as a kindergarten teacher.Īlright, which one of these bad apples is going to have to see me in detention? You’ve all been very bad.Can he complete his mission of breaking every rule in the school’s books? The answer to this question might be the least cared about answer ever. It often gets him into trouble with bullies and the hard-ass Principal Dwight. Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life (2016): Rafe is a young man with an overactive imagination.Buried loot? What is he, a fucking pirate? No Manches Frida (2016): An ex-con realizes upon release that his buried loot has had a high school built on top of it and must go undercover as a teacher to get it back.Alright class, raise your hands and say “Present” when I call your name: My destination: the Hannaford Supermarket (it’s not that super) in Gray, Maine. Parents willingly choose to suffer dragging their little puke machines around Disneyland, so it’s only natural that my suffering be self inflicted as well. It’s almost time for school vacation, so I decided to rent some school-related fare. We return to our regular format of cruisin’ around Maine looking for RedBox movies that are so bad they are good. Little Box of Horrors: Kindergarten Cop 2.
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